What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What birds make average students?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does Santa call Christmastime?