Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What season begins with a thud?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How are teens like cats?
What nationality are most fish?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?