Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the fish blush?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?