What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?