Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What day do hands always go to church?
What color are all the books in the library?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What bird is always sad?