Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of bird can write?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?