Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who invented fractions?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which animal should never work for the government?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?