Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?