What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?