What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was the bee sad?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's the richest basketball team?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the computer cold at work?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?