What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do cows go to New York?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do elves learn in school?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?