What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Board Game With A Twist
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?