Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?