What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is the color of the wind?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
It's Crowded!
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?