Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?