When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How can you make 7 even?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?