Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What bee is good for your health?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What makes pirates such good singers?