How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?