Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why are basketball courts always wet?