Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do bees buzz?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which subject has two parts?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?