What do you do when two snails fight?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do fish use for glasses?
What day is your mom always right?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?