Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are winter days great?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?