Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?