My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does an evil hen lay?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the turtle cross the road?