What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When do cows get tired?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the most determined bird?