What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What birds make average students?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the barber win the race?