A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where does money love to go shopping?