What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?