What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did one plate say to the other?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do insects learn at school?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?