Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How was the wedding?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are goats so funny?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do dogs run in circles?