How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is the smallest lion?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How long will dinner be?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?