Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?