Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?