Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do fish do at parades?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?