What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the bee sad?