Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where does water do all its banking?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?