Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you give an angry rhino?