What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?