Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?