Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?