Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a pig thief?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?