Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are cowboys always religious?