Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of store would a dog own?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call an old snowman?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call two birds in love?