What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the bunny upset?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do fleas travel?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?