What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How does dinner smell?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why does the orange always lose in races?