What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?