Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?