Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's a henway?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?