How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What fish sings the best?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How do you make a cow float?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?