Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are grandkids so great?
